After the guy burned his balls on a cup of McDonald's coffee (did he think he'd ordered iced latte?) and a couple other things, we're now subject to "idiot warnings" on just about everything. A recent car commercial shows a car hurtling off a cliff, and at the bottom of the screen it says "Do not attempt." Really? Usually idiot warnings crack me up, but one on the Georgia Keno lottery is a bit odd. It says "Gamble responsibly." What the fuck would "responsible gambling" be? Please make sure to save a third of your paycheck for food and stuff? That's like saying "Use heroin responsibly." Give me a break.
