Back when I worked in the crazy restaurant where I spent a third of my life, one night this thing came on TV about a guy who was busted for having sex with young farm animals. I had a burst of twisted inspiration and I made up a little tune on the spot. I taught it to my buddy ET and from there it quickly spread. We were all cracking up and some of the customers picked up on it. Pretty soon the entire place was humming to the strains of a new song called "Calf Snatch Fever." I think Ted would have been proud.
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